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Sundance Tickets Are Worthless

If you are not in your seat 30 minutes prior to the start of the movie. Nevermind the fact that the tickets are paid for in advance. Hmmm, maybe they’re not up on the definition of a ticket:

a commercial document showing that the holder is entitled to something[…]

Well…

We had tickets
We were there before the movie […]

Proof Ghandi Was Human

There really is much more proof than this but I just found this so hilarious in the context I read it. This is from a chapter in the book where Ghandi is exposing himself to more religions than his own. A Christian friend gives him a Bible to read and he has some difficulty getting […]